Building in a Hurry May Lead to This. Chinese constructions may be built very fast, but these pics prove that their quality often leaves much to be desired.
Friday afternoon, the rush hour bus is jam-packed with commuters.
Everyone was feeling like sardines in a can.
People stood face-to-face, back-to-back.
A young woman was wearing a miniskirt was feeling particularly uncomfortable with her situation.
As if feeling discomfort, a construction worker behind her said, “Pardon me, miss, but that thing pressing into your back is my weekly pay … today they only paid us hard cash!”
“I don’t mind your hard cash,” replied the woman, “but how do you explain your pay increase since the last stop?”
A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw so he sees another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but he can’t hear, so he does sign language. He points at his eye meaning “I”, points at his knee meaning “need”, and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.
The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts m*sturbating.
The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and says, “What the hell is wrong with you dumbass? I said I need handsaw!!”
The other guy says, “I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I’m coming.”
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