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How Men Change

The Love Word
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: God, if I didn’t love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work
After 6 weeks: Honey, I’m home!
After 6 months: I’m back!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing
After 6 weeks: [...]

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff…”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.
“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t [...]

English To Be Spoken...

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known [...]

The Cuckoo

Sally, a contestant on Australia’s ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire?’ had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money. And as she suspected, the Million Dollar Question was no pushover.

It was, ‘Which of the following [...]

Best Patient

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”

The third surgeon says, “No, I really [...]

Texas Sheriff Department Interview

A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriffs Department is being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says, “Your qualifications all look good,
but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.”
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says, “Take this pistol and go out and shoot [...]

HR Manager In Heaven

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.

“Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter. “Before you get settled in though, it seems we have [...]

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