A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter. The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter. After the trial, the brother went to the redneck`s home, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000. The redneck replied that it wasn`t easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all wanted to let him go.
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A woman went shopping, at cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn’t control his curiosity and asked, “Do you always carry your TV remote with you?” She replied, “No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today, so… The shopkeeper smiles and takes back all the items that the lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper, What are you doing?” He said, “Your husband has blocked your credit card.” Wife called hubby in office. Jane was called by an unknown number. Next five minutes later, another unknown caller. |
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