Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
In God we trust. All others must pay cash.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
S*x is like money; only too much is enough.
If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.
It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.
The only way not to think about money… is to have a great deal of it.
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
Old Irish saying
Be rich to yourself… and poor to your friends.
If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.
Bart, with $10000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like… love!
The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.
Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
Robert W. Sarnoff
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.
If God only gave me a clear sign… like making a large deposit in my name at a swiss bank.
I was so poor growing up… if I wasn’t a boy… I’d have nothing to play with
He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.
Between work and family, I’m really not spending enough quality time with my money.
The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping
When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
Always borrow money from a pessimist… he doesn’t expect to be paid back.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Don’t tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and I’ll tell you what they are.
James W. Frick
Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.