The Philosophy Of Money

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Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
Jackie Mason

In God we trust. All others must pay cash.
American Saying

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Woody Allen

S*x is like money; only too much is enough.
John Updike

If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.
JP Getty

It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.
Family Guy

The only way not to think about money… is to have a great deal of it.
Edith Wharton

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
Old Irish saying

Be rich to yourself… and poor to your friends.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.
Benjamin Franklin

Bart, with $10000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like… love!
Homer Simpson

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.
Katharine Whitehorn

Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
Robert W. Sarnoff

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
Spike Milligan

What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.
Henry Youngman

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.
Will Smith

If God only gave me a clear sign… like making a large deposit in my name at a swiss bank.
Woody Allen

I was so poor growing up… if I wasn’t a boy… I’d have nothing to play with
Rodney Dangerfield

He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.

Between work and family, I’m really not spending enough quality time with my money.

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money
Johnny Carson

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it
Bob Hope

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping
Bo Derek

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.
Oscar Wilde

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore
Yogi Berra

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben

Always borrow money from a pessimist… he doesn’t expect to be paid back.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson

Don’t tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and I’ll tell you what they are.
James W. Frick

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.
Jim Rohn


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