Joke: Thailand Massage Parlor Visit

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Ghaffar Bhai is on his first trip to a massage parlor in Thailand and the Madam asks him to take a seat and relax. She sends a pretty young girl over to entertain him. They chat and giggle – she sits on his lap, and they cuddle. He leans over, and whispers into her ear. “Certainly not!” she replies – stands up and walks away.

Seeing this, the Madam sends a more experienced girl over. They chat and giggle – she sits on his lap, and they cuddle. He leans over, and whispers in her ear. “Oh no – you must be joking!” she screams.

The Madam is surprised that such an ordinary looking guy could ask for something so shocking that two of her girls have refused.

She decides to send LuLu over to the guy – (LuLu has never been known to refuse any request, no matter how weird.) The two chat and giggle – she sits on his lap, and they cuddle. He leans over, and whispers in her ear. “No way buddy” she shouts, and slaps him across the face.

The Madam is intrigued, she has never seen anything like this in all her years of working in massage parlors, and though she has not done “bedroom work” for many years, she is more than curious about the guy’s request – so she decides to teach her employees a lesson. She goes over to Ghaffar Bhai herself, and tells him that she is the best in the house anyway – she sits on his lap, and they cuddle. He leans over, and whispers in her ear.

Is it alright if I pay in Pakistani Currency?

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