S*x Definitions

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S*x in a boat = Oargasms
S*x with a nerd = Dorkgasms
S*x at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
S*x on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
S*x at the supermarket = Storegasms
S*x with wild pigs = Boargasms
S*x at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
S*x with a prostitue = Wh*regasms
S*x with a storyteller = Loregasms
S*x with an accountant = Boregasms
S*x while sleeping = Snoregasms
S*x with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms
S*x with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms
S*x while broke = Poorgasms
S*x with a lion = Roargasms
S*x for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
S*x on a golf course = Foregasms
S*x with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms
S*x in a gold mine = Oregasms
S*x with a dermatologist = Poregasms
S*x with the vice president = Al Goregasms
S*x with chocolate marshmallows = S’moregasms
S*x with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms
S*x with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms
S*x on the beach = Shoregasms
S*x when you get an award = Honogasms
S*x at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms
S*x on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms
S*x in Asia = Singaporegasms
S*x among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms
S*x in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasms
S*x on the way to the train = All aboardgasms
S*x that isn’t very satisfying = there’s the doorgasms
S*x during hay fever season = Sporegasms
S*x using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms
S*x with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms
S*x in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms
S*x with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms
S*x with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms
S*x with a competitive partner = scoregasms
S*x in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms
S*x with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms
S*x with the host of a horrible t.v. show = Pauly Shoregasms
S*x with a cookie = Oreogasms
S*x while flying = Soargasms
S*x with a bugle player = Horngasms
S*x with an astronaut who didn’t make it into space = Abortgasms
S*x with a beloved partner = Adoregasms
S*x with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms
S*x with a person who’s got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms
S*x with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms
S*x while sightseeing = Tourgasms
S*x with a big dog = Labradorgasms
S*x with Beavs and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms
S*x during an earthquake = Tremorgasms
S*x on farm implements = Tractorgasms
S*x with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms
S*x with a construction worker = Contractorgasms
S*x at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms
S*x with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms
S*x on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms
S*x while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms
S*x with a possessive partner = Yourgasms
S*x with Frankenstein’s assistant = Igorgasms
S*x with three of your friends = Fourgasms
S*x with a Norse God = Thorgasms
S*x when resistance is futile = Borggasms
S*x without a climax = Nogasms

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