In life, never look down on anybody, unless you are getting a lovely view of the cleavage!
Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity don’t screw the opportunity!
Define contraceptive pill?
It’s the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy!
What is the similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?
Skill is more important than the instrument!
What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another damn woman trying to do a man’s job!
On a nude beach a man shakes hand with a lady & says: Pleased to meet you!
Lady: Yeah, I can see that!
6 year boy to 4 year boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony.
4 year boy: What’s a balcony?
What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes?
Stay out of bed for two days…