Laughter Is The Best Medicine

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In life, never look down on anybody, unless you are getting a lovely view of the cleavage!

Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity don’t scr*w the opportunity!

Define contraceptive pill?
It’s the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy!

What is the similarity between doing s*x & doing surgery?
Skill is more important than the instrument!

What is the definition of a L*sbian?
Yet another damn woman trying to do a man’s job!

On a nude beach a man shakes hand with a lady & says: Pleased to meet you!
Lady: Yeah, I can see that!

Today’s generation:
6 year boy to 4 year boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony.
4 year boy: What’s a balcony?

What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes?
Stay out of bed for two days…

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