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One evening a drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and happens to notice a 12 inch tall man standing a few feet away from him.

Astonished, the man asks the guy next to him: “What the hell is that?”

The guy replies: “He’s a pianist!”

“No way,” the drunk says: “you’re pulling my leg”

So the guy next to him picks up the 12-inch man, grabs some books, and props the little man up to the piano. Sure enough, this little man starts hammering out all the favorite tunes of the bars’ patrons.

“That guy is great,” the drunk says: “Where did you get him”?

The man told the drunk how he had found a genie bottle out in the alley, rubbed it until a genie appeared, and was granted one wish.

Inspired by the story, the drunk runs out the back door, finds the bottle, and starts rubbing it. When the genie finally pops out the drunk says: “I wish for a million bucks”. All of a sudden, the sky turns black and overhead a million ducks come flying overhead crapping all over him. Angrily, the drunk runs back inside, slams the door and begins cursing.

“You bastard,” he says: “I found that genie bottle and wished for a million bucks and all of a sudden a million ducks appeared and started crapping all over my new suit.”

The man started laughing and wildly exclaimed: “You don’t really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist do you?”