Fall Classes For Women

Fall Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center
Registration must be completed by Thursday November 19, 2009

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum

Class 1 – I Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2 – Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3 – Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?
Group Debate
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4 – Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5 – Curling Irons – Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6 – How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7 – Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8 – Health Watch – They Make Medicine for PMS – Use It!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9 – I Was Wrong and He Was Right!
Real Life Testimonials
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, Location to be determined.

Class 10 – How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim
Driving Simulations
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.

Class 11 – Learning to Live – How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 12 – How to Shop by Yourself
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13 – How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy – Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14 – The Stove/Oven – What It Is and How It Is Used
Live Demonstration
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.