Complaines

God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot in life. There was an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen.

The elephant complained, “Lord, I hate this trunk you have given me. It gets in the way, and makes me look like a fool!”
The Lord said, “Don’t complain. It lets you pick up food, drink water, etc. without getting wet!”

Next the giraffe complained, “Lord, I hate this long neck! It makes me top heavy, I get terrible neck pains, and people laugh at me!”
The Lord said, “Don’t complain. It lets you pick the best leaves from the high branches, and allows you to see a great distance.”

The hen spoke up, “Lord, I don’t want to complain… but either let me have a bigger arse or smaller eggs.”