Kind

Good old boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at their local Nissan plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, ‘If I was to sneak over to your trailer saturday & make love to your wife while you was off hunting and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kind?’
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, ‘Well, I don’t know about kin, but It would make us even.