Funny Quotes

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile way and you have their shoes.
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Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
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If Love is blind… why is lingerie so popular?
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Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Edgar Bergen