The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

#10 – You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 – You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.

#8 – If you admire a friend’s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 – Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you have a backup.

#6 – Your handgun will stay with you even if you’re out of ammo.

#5 – A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

#4 – Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 – A handgun doesn’t ask “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

#2 – A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1 – You can buy a silencer for a handgun.