A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, “What’s that?”
“That’s the elephant’s tail,” she replies.
“No, under the tail,” says the youngster.
The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, “Oh, nothing.”
The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, “That’s the elephant’s p*nis, son.”
“So, why did mum say it was nothing?” asks the boy.
The father draws himself up to his full height and says, “Son, I’ve spoiled that woman.”
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When Nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy. “And so,” says St. Peter, “have you ever had any contact with a p*nis?” “Well,” says the first Nun in line, “I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger.” “OK” says St. Peter, “Dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven.” The next Nun admits that “Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit.” “OK” says St. Peter, “Rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven.” Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front. “Well now, what’s going on here?” says St. Peter. “Well, your excellency,” says the Nun who is trying to improve her position in line, “If I’m going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her a*s in it.” |
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