Piss on the beach

One day George Bush was at the beach when he saw in the sand… written in piss “George Bush Sucks!!!”

So he called dectives over to find out whos piss this was.

About a week later the detectives came up to George and Said “Sir, we have good news and bad news. Which do you wanna hear first?”

George said he wanted the good news. So the dectives said to him “It was Dick Chaneys piss.”

Then George asked the bad news. And they sad that the bad news was that it was his wife’s hand writting.