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This Cat Does Whatever She Wants

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Evil cat likes to knock things over.

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Playful Photo Manipulations By Indian Artist Anil Saxena

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Anil Saxena from Mumbai, India creates amazing photo manipulations using Photoshop. These surreal photos will truly amaze you.

Anil started out doing conventional darkroom photo composition and retouching them before moving these skills over to Photoshop. He is a true perfectionist – “If the image is a success but my work goes unnoticed, I’m doing my job well” says Anil.

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Banc: Oferta

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Dupa ce intra destul de agitat intr-o farmacie, tanarul s-a simtit evident jenat cand farmacista, o femeie de varsta mijlocie dar inca frumoasa, il intreaba cu ce il poate ajuta.
– Nu, nu-se balbaia tanarul- as dori sa vorbesc cu patronul.
– Dar eu sunt seful aici- ii raspunde vesela femeia. Ce pot sa fac pentru tine?
– Oh, nimic, nu este important, spune tanarul si da sa plece.
– Tinere – il opreste femeia – sora mea si cu mine avem farmacia asta de aproape 20 de ani. Am auzit in viata noastra multe, asa ca poti spune problema ta.
– Bine, nu stiu ce sa fac: am un apetit sexual pe care nu il pot controla. Indiferent de cate ori fac dragoste, tot nu ma pot opri. Simt nevoia sa fac dradoste incontinuu. Imi puteti da ceva pentru asta?
– Un moment sa discut cu sora mea, vine raspunsul femeii.
Cateva minute mai tarziu ea se intoarce si ii spune: Mai mult de atat nu-ti putem oferi: doua sute de dolari pe saptamana, cazare gratuita si zece la suta din afacere.

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Joke: The Breathalyzer Test

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A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

“I can’t do that, officer.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.”

“Okay, we’ll just get a urine sample down at the station.”

“Can’t do that either, officer.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.”

“Alright, we could get a blood sample.”

“Can’t do that either, officer.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.”

“Fine then, just walk this white line.”

“Can’t do that either, officer.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m too drunk to do that.”

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Cats Acting Like Humans

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Compilation of cats acting like humans.

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Twins Bedtime

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I’ve been struggling with getting my twins asleep for a few weeks now (due to extremely hot weather and long, sunny days), and I’ve tried different methods. This one was definitely the worst one! But it gave me a good laugh tho.
And BTW: they have always shared room, I just thought I’d try something different for a few days, and it turned out to be a bad idea.

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Sara Sampaio – 20 Pics

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Pics

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Hilarious Cartoons On Weight Loss

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15 Photos

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