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For Boyfriend’s Eyes Only

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An Italian girl!
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.
“Thank you, honey,” she says.
“What would you like me to bring back for you?”
He laughs and says, “An Italian girl!”
When the conference is over, he meets her at the airport and asks, “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good,” she replies.”And what happened to my present?”
“Which present?” she says.
“The one I asked for an Italian girl!”
“Oh, that,” she says.
“Well, I did what I could. Now we have to wait nine months to see if its a girl.”

The Cutest Son
During a weekend, my six-year-old son Samihan watched some Hindi war movies with me and was obviously impressed with the gallant conduct of the young officers and soldiers.
Soon afterwards, he started playing soldier with a rigged-up helmet, boots, rifle and backpack. At one point he marched up to me and declared solemnly, “Mamma, I am going off to fight the war. If I don’t return, I want you to get married to someone else.

George Washington and his Father
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree but also admitted it. Now, Joey, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Joey: Because George still had the axe in his hand?

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Playful Street Art Ideas

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Janini Milet

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Gorgeous Brazilian Model

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Good Looking Girls Can Light Up Your Life

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Banc: Gura Mare

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La gradina zoologica, animalele discuta despre venirea vacantei:
- Spune-mi girafa, unde pleci tu in vacanta?
- Ei bine, eu am gatul lung, sotia mea are gatul lung si copiii mei la fel au gatul lung. Si cum nu ne place sa iesim in evidenta vom merge in Africa, acolo unde sunt si alte girafe.
- Dar tu, ursule polar, tu unde mergi?
- Pai eu am blana groasa, sotia mea la fel are blana groasa si copiii tot asa. Si cum nu ne place sa iesim in evidenta vom merge la Polul Nord, acolo unde sunt si alti ursi polari.
- Dar tu, crocodilule, unde mergi?
- Ei bine, eu am o gura mare, sotia mea are o gura mare si copiii mei au gura mare, si cum nu ne place sa iesim in evidenta vom merge in Oltenia…

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Joke: Breaking Up!

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George went over to his fiancee’s house and sadly told his girlfriend the wedding was off. He was going to marry another woman.

His girlfriend was distraught. She asked, “How can you choose another woman over me? Is she a better cook?”

“Not on her best days, she can’t match your everyday cooking.”

“Does she buy you gifts like I do, the electronic toys that please men so much.?”

“She can’t buy me anything. She has no job and no money.”

“Then she must be beautiful and hotter! Is she that much better than me?”

“No, you are fantastic.”

“Then what can this woman possibly do better than me that you want to marry her?”

“She can sue me for child support.”

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