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Epilam orice fel de pasarici - B&B Beauty Salon

November 19th, 2008 | Tags: amp, Beauty, beauty salon, Epilam, fel, orice, Panou, pasarici, Publicitar, Salon | Category: Poze / Pictures - Photos, Real, Reclame / Advertising - Commercials |  Email This Post | Leave a comment

Trimis de Iulia

Sotul vine acasa fericit:
-Navasta, fa-ti bagajele! Am castigat la loto!
-De munte sau de mare?
-Ma doare-n p…, dispari!!

November 18th, 2008 | Tags: Acasa, bagajele, Castig, castigat, dispari, fericit, Iulia Sotul, Loto, Mare, Munte, Navasta, sau, Trimis, vine | Category: Bancuri |  Email This Post | Leave a comment

Trimis de Emilia Cristina

Un tip bine intalneste o tipa, la fel de buna, si vrea sa o ia de nevasta pe loc, orbit de frumusetea ei.
-Dar nu stim nimic unul despre celalalt, spune ea
-Dar nu-i nimic, aflam pe parcurs, ne descoperim incetul cu incetul, o linisteste el.
Asa ca ea a acceptat, s-au casatorit, si au plecat in luna de miere la mare. Intr-o dimineata, pe cand erau la plaja pe marginea piscinei, el se ridica de pe sezlong, se catara la trambulina de 10 metri si executa o saritura surub cu 2 intoarceri la 90 de grade si o rotatie completa, apoi o intrare perfecta in apa la aterizare. Dupa inca vreo cateva demonstratii, se intoarce inapoi pe sezlong ca si cum nimic nu s-ar fi intamplat.
-Ai fost incredibil, iubitule, il intampina ea, inca surprinsa de reperezentatie.
-Am fost campion olimpic la sarituri. Vezi, ti-am spus ca ne vom cunoaste incetul cu incetul.
-Ea se ridica de pe sezlong, intra in piscina si incepe sa inoate. Dupa 50 de lungimi de bazin, fara pauza, se intoarce inapoi pe sezlong, nearatand niciun fel de oboseala.
-Ooo, incredibil, te pomenesti ca si tu ai fost campioana la vreo proba de rezistenta la inot.
-Nu, spune ea, am fost curva in Braila dar lucram pe ambele maluri ale Dunarii…

November 18th, 2008 | Tags: acceptat, aflam, asa, Bine, BRAILA, Buna, campion, cand, Casatorit, catara, Celalalt, Curva, dama de companie, Dar, descoperim, despre, Dimineata, Dupa, Emilia Cristina Un, erau, Executa, fel, fost, frumusetea, inapoi, inca, incetul, Incredibil, intalneste, intoarce, intr, Intr-o, la plaja, linisteste, Loc, Luna, Mare, marginea, metri, Miere, minic, Neveste / Wifes, Nimic, olimpic, Orbit, pe loc, Piscina, piscinei, Plaja, plecat, ridica, Saritura, sezlong, spune, spus, stim, surub, Tip, Tipa, trambulina, Trimis, unul, vrea, vreo | Category: Bancuri |  Email This Post | Leave a comment

Trimis de Emilia Cristina

November 18th, 2008 | Tags: adevarata, cristina, Emilia, Evolutia, Trimis | Category: Benzi desenate / Cartoons - Comics, Poze / Pictures - Photos |  Email This Post | Comments (4)

Time is a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.

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November 18th, 2008 | Tags: beautician, healer, Thoughts, Time | Category: Bancuri, Cugetari / Thoughts, Jokes |  Email This Post | Leave a comment

Shocking Story

November 18th, 2008 | Tags: Blooper, Funniest, Reporter Blooper, Shocking, shocking story, Story | Category: Accidente / Accidents, Idioti / Idiots, Real, Video |  Email This Post | Leave a comment

A farm boy accidentally overturned a wagon of corn on the road. A nearby farmer saw the accident and went over to have a look and found the boy trying to right the tipped wagon.
“Hey Chris,” the farmer said. “Forget your troubles for a spell….its late, come have dinner with us. I’ll help you with that wagon after we eat.”
“That’s mighty nice of you, but Pa won’t like that,” Chris replied.
“Aw, come on son. Take a break,” the farmer insisted.
“Well, okay,” the boy finally agreed.”But Pa won’t like it.”
After a hearty meal, Chris thanked the farmer. “I feel a lot better now, but I just know that
Pa will be upset.”
“Nonsense,” the farmer said.
“Where is your pa anyway?”
“Under the wagon.”

November 18th, 2008 | Tags: Accident, Boy, break, Chris, corn, Dinner, farm, farm boy, Farmer, hearty meal, Hey, Look, lot, Meal, nonsense, Right, Road, Son, spell, wagon | Category: Bancuri, Jokes |  Email This Post | Comments (1)