Can You Find Momo In These Pics?

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Banc: Bula La Telefon

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Bula la telefon:
– Foarte bine ca vrei sa vii la noi, unchiule! Ideea e grozava. Chiar de dimineata l-am auzit pe tata vorbind cu mama despre tine spunând:
– Tocmai el ne lipseste!

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Joke: Women Drivers

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This morning on Highway 1, I looked over to my left, and there was a woman in a brand new Mitsi, doing 70 mph, with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don’t scare easily. But she scared me so much, I dropped my shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned ‘Big Jim and the Twins,’ ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Darn women drivers!!!

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Classic Deft Definitions – Crisp And Clear

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Ant
A busy insect that still finds time to go to picnics.

Adder
Mathematically inclined snake.

Atheism
Non-prophet organization.

Babies
Nature’s way of showing people what the world looks like at 2 a.m.

Baby sitter
A teenager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers.

Buffet
A French word which means “Get up and get it yourself.”

Charisma
That mysterious something that bald, dull billionaires have.

Comic books
The opera of the print media.

Drama
What literature does at night.

Ecstasy
Discovering a second layer of chocolates under the first.

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Most Beautiful Women

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Banc: Gradele De Comparatie

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La ora de limba romana, profesoara le preda copiilor gradele de comparatie si apoi ii intreaba sa vada daca au inteles:
– Gigel, da un exemplu de adjectiv si spune toate cele 3 grade de comparatie.
– Frumos, mai frumos, cel mai frumos!
– Foarte bine! Ionel, spune si tu altul.
– Curat, mai curat, cel mai curat!
– Excelent! Ildiko, spune si tu.
– Adanc, mai adanc, iooii!

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Cats That Look Like Other Things

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Many Jokes

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A man is pulled over by a police officer and a conversation takes place:
Man: What’s the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Steven. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Steven, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Steven, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he’s drunk.

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