Dilbert’s Funny One Liners

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1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

4. Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time.

5. When everything comes in your way you’re in the wrong lane.

6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.

7. Born free, taxed to death.

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.

9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

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World’s Toughest Job

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Unlimited hours. No breaks. The most important job is also the world’s toughest job.

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Banc: Fotbalist Roman

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Un tanar fotbalist, foarte talentat, il intreaba pe patronul clubului:
- Cat de mare va fi salariul meu?
- La inceput 20.000 de euro pe luna, iar mai tarziu mai mare.
- Bine, atunci vin mai tarziu.

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The Extremely Patient Cat Video

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Storm & Shadow meet Finn, an extremely patient cat.

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