Funny Buburuza

When a person wants to believe something, it doesn’t take much to convince them.

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January 6th, 2009 | Tags: person, SOMETHING, Thoughts | Category: Cugetari / Thoughts |  Email This Post | Leave a comment

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, ‘Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.’ The gas pump, of course, didn’t respond.
The younger alien became very angry at the lack of response. The older alien said, ‘I’d calm down if I were you.’ The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump’s haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, ‘Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!’ The older alien again warned his comrade saying, ‘You probably don’t want to do that! I really don’t think you should make him mad.’ ‘Rubbish,’ replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head. ‘What a ferocious creature!’ exclaimed the young, fried alien. ‘He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?’ The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, ‘If there’s one thing I’ve learned during my intergalactic travels, you don’t want to mess with a guy who can loop his ‘willie’ over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.’

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Leul cheama toate animalele si le spune:
- Cei frumosi - in stanga, cei destepti - in dreapta!
Toate animalele s-au despartit, numai maimuta a ramas pe loc.
- Dar, tu ce faci? intreaba leul.
- Ce vrei, sa ma rup in doua?

January 6th, 2009 | Tags: Animale / Animals, animalele, ce faci, ce vrei, cei, cheama, Dar, despartit, destepti, Doua, Dreapta, faci, frumosi, intreaba, Leul, Loc, Maimuta, Miss Animale, numai, pe loc, ramas, rup, Sorin, spune, Stanga, toate, Trimis, vrei | Category: Bancuri |  Email This Post | Leave a comment

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Domnilor, gata cu exagerarile! S-au inventat prezervativele cu rigla

Vesti nu tocmai bune pentru reprezentantii sexului tare! In curand, barbatii nu vor mai putea exagera nici macar un centimetru atunci cand vine vorba de marimea penisului lor. Pentru ca femeile pot afla cu exactitate cum stau partenerii lor cu “dotarile”, doar cu ajutorul noului prezervativ cu rigla.
Condometric a aparut deja in Marea Britanie, se potriveste tuturor barbatilor cu dimendiunile “barbatiei” de pana la 25 cm si poate avea diverse arome: de lamaie, cireasa sau banana. Dupa cum era de asteptat, multi dintre reprezentantii sexului tare nu sunt deloc incantati de noua gaselnita.
“Iubita mea m-a parasit. Cine naiba a avut ideea asta? Prietena mea si amicele ei s-au intalnit pentru a compara marimile penisurilor iubitilor. Nu e amuzant deloc”, a marturisit o victima a prezervaticului cu rigla, citat de presa britanica.

January 6th, 2009 | Tags: afla, ajutorul, amicele, Amuzant, aparut, arome, asta, asteptat, atunci, avea, avut, Banana, barbatiei, barbatii, Barbatilor, britanica, Bune, cand, centimetru, Cine, cireasa, citat, class, compara, Condometric, cum, curand, deja, deloc, dimendiunile, dintre, doar, Domnilor, dotarile, Dupa, era, exactitate, exagera, exagerarile, femeile, gaselnita, gata, Height, ideea, img, incantati, intalnit, Inventat, Iubita, iubitilor, Lamaie, macar, mai, Marea Britanie, marimea, marimile, marturisit, Multi, Naiba, nici, Noua, noului, Pana, parasit, partenerii, penisului, penisurilor, Pentru, poate, pot, potriveste, presa, prezervaticului, Prezervativ, Prezervativele, Prietena, putea, reprezentantii, rigla, sau, Sexului, Sorin, Stau, Sunt, tare, tocmai, tuturor, vesti, victima, vine, vor, vorba | Category: Poze / Pictures - Photos, Real, Stiinta / Science, Utile / How to |  Email This Post | Leave a comment

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Smoking causes impotency

January 6th, 2009 | Tags: impotency, Smoking, Sorin, Trimis, Women | Category: Auto / Moto, Baieti frumosi / Sexy Boys, Femei fierbinti, Reclame / Advertising - Commercials, Roti / Wheels, Video |  Email This Post | Leave a comment

Una mica inainte de cina

January 6th, 2009 | Tags: Cina, Inainte, mica, quickie, supper, una | Category: Benzi desenate / Cartoons - Comics |  Email This Post | Leave a comment

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