La gradina zoologica, animalele discuta despre venirea vacantei:
- Spune-mi girafa, unde pleci tu in vacanta?
- Ei bine, eu am gatul lung, sotia mea are gatul lung si copiii mei la fel au gatul lung. Si cum nu ne place sa iesim in evidenta vom merge in Africa, acolo unde sunt si alte girafe.
- Dar tu, ursule polar, tu unde mergi?
- Pai eu am blana groasa, sotia mea la fel are blana groasa si copiii tot asa. Si cum nu ne place sa iesim in evidenta vom merge la Polul Nord, acolo unde sunt si alti ursi polari.
- Dar tu, crocodilule, unde mergi?
- Ei bine, eu am o gura mare, sotia mea are o gura mare si copiii mei au gura mare, si cum nu ne place sa iesim in evidenta vom merge in Oltenia…
George went over to his fiancee’s house and sadly told his girlfriend the wedding was off. He was going to marry another woman.
His girlfriend was distraught. She asked, “How can you choose another woman over me? Is she a better cook?”
“Not on her best days, she can’t match your everyday cooking.”
“Does she buy you gifts like I do, the electronic toys that please men so much.?”
“She can’t buy me anything. She has no job and no money.”
“Then she must be beautiful and hotter! Is she that much better than me?”
“No, you are fantastic.”
“Then what can this woman possibly do better than me that you want to marry her?”
“She can sue me for child support.”
Un barbat ii face cadou iubitei lui un inel cu un diamant foarte mare. Ea se uita la el si incepe sa tipe:
- Imi faci cadou un diamant fals?!
El zambeste si ii spune:
- Merge perfect cu genele, sanii si orgasmele tale.
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