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Old People Wearing Funny Shirts

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Elf Of The Shelf Is Pure Creepy

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If there’s one Christmas tradition that is the definition of creepy, it’s The Elf On The Shelf. For those not familiar with tradition, The Elf On The Shelf is a book written in 2005. The plot is about an elf who watches children everyday during the month of December.

Then, each night the elf flies back to the North Pole and reports to Santa all of the good and bad things that the children did that day. Each book comes with its own little elf that parents hide everyday during December for their kids.

The idea of one of Santa’s elves watching everything that you and kids do leading up to Christmas just sounds like the creepiest thing ever, especially because some of the elves like to get up to mischief when no one is looking.

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Banc: Animale?

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Un cuplu casatorit discuta cu proprietarul apartamentului pe care vor sa-l închirieze.
Proprietarul:
– Aveti slujbe stabile?
– Ambii lucram în cadrul armatei.
– Copii?
– Doi, unul de 9 ani si altul de 12, spune sotia, mândra.
– Animale?
– Oh, cum se poate, sunt foarte cuminti si bine educati!

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The Flower Effect

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The story begins when a girl finds a bouquet of flowers and thinks it’s from the man of her dreams… Filmed with real reactions from passers-by, this film shows what flowers can do.

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Banc: Ce Zice Porcul?

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- Ce zice rata?
– Mac-mac.
– Ce zice pisica?
– Miau-miau.
– Ce zice porcul?
– Iubito, iti jur, e doar o colega!

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Joke: Best Sermon

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After years of his wife’s pleading, this rich good ole’ boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved by the preacher’s sermon that on the way out he stopped to shake his hand.
He said, “Reverend, that was the best damn sermon I ever did hear!”

The Preacher replied, “Oh!! Why, thank you sir, but please, I’d appreciate it if you didn’t use profanity in the Lord’s house.”

The man said, “I’m sorry Reverend, but I can’t help myself, it was such a damn good sermon!

The Reverend said, “Sir, PLEASE, I cannot have you behaving this way in Church!”

The man said, “Okay Reverend, but I just wanted you to know that i thought it was so damn good, I put $5000 in that there collection plate.”

And the Reverend said, “That was damn nice of you, Sir!”

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Banc: Ar Fi Fost OK

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Se aude soneria. Proprietarul deschide usa, in prag – oaspeti:
– Ar fi fost OK sa ma preveniti, le reproseaza el.
– Da, dar am dorit sa va gasim acasa…

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