Trimis de Denisa
Galileo Ferraris este cel ce a pus bazele principiului de functionare a motorului cu inductie, aparat ce poate converti curentul electric in curent mecanic. Ferraris a fost un fizician si inginer in electrica din Turin, Sicilia. Acesta a absolvit Universitatea Turin cu o diploma de master in inginerie. In 1885, Galileo Ferraris a fost profesor de fizica, timpul liber ocupandu-l cu cercetari individuale cu privire la campul electromagnetic.
Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Karey, apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleep in the guest bedroom that night.
The next day, I talked to the children and explained that it was OK to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when I was expected home, please don’t sleep with Mom that night.
They said OK.
After my next trip several weeks later, Karey and the children picked me up in the terminal at the appointed time. Since the plane was late, everyone had come into the terminal to wait for my plane’s arrival, along with hundreds of other folks waiting for their arriving passengers.
As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running shouting, “Hi, Dad! I’ve got some good news!”
As I waved back, I said loudly, “What’s the good news?”
Alex shouted, “Nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!”
The airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area looked at Alex, then turned to me, and then searched the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who his Mom was.
Mike and Rob were laying tile on a roof when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.
“I have an idea,” said Mike. “We’ll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.”
“What, do you think I’m stupid?” Rob replied.” I have an idea. I’ll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light.”
“What, do you think I’m stupid?” Mike answers. “You’ll just turn off the flashlight when I’m halfway there.”
Blonda: – Buna ziua, as dori sa vorbesc la telefon cu mama, care se afla in Peru.
Tipul de la agentie: – Bineinteles, va rog sa achitati la casa 400 USD.
Blonda: – Vai, nu am 400 de dolari la mine. As face orice ca sa pot vorbi cu mama mea!!!
Bineinteles, cand omul aude cuvantul “orice” ridica o spranceana ii spune blondei sa vina dupa el si o duce cu el intr-o camera.
Tipul: – Inchide usa. Blonda inchide usa.
Tipul: – Stai ingenunchi. Blonda se aseaza in genunchi.
Tipul: – Desfa-mi slitul. Blonda ii desface slitul.
Tipul: – Scoate-o. Blonda baga mana si o scoate.
Tipul: – Pai ce mai astepti? Da-i drumul!
Blonda, soptind dulce, o duce la gura si spune:
– Alo, mama, ma auzi?
A biker had been injured in an accident and was hospitalized.
Several nurses each had the opportunity to give him a sponge bath and were commenting on his genitals.
They all had noticed a tattoo of the word “Little.”
So they drew straws to see who would find out what the whole tattoo said.
The nurse with the shortest straw went into the guy’s room while the others waited in the hall.
Suddenly, they heard a commotion, then moans of passion and a piercing scream. Finally, she came out of the room with her skirt up around her waist, her panties around one ankle and a contented smile on her face. The others ask her what she found out.
“It says ‘Little Rock Arkansas, Big Dick Champion, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997 and 1998!”’
Q: Why do men find it hard to make eye contact with women?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
Q: Why does a man’s penis have a hole in it?
A: So he can get oxygen to his brain.
A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband’s best friend.
They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it’s the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:
“Hello? Oh, Hi… I’m so glad that you called… Really? That’s wonderful… Well, I’m happy to hear you’re having such a great time… Oh, that sounds terrific… Love you, too. OK. Bye-bye.”
She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, “Who was that?”
“Oh,” she replies, “That was my husband telling me about the wonderful time he’s having on his fishing trip with you.”
Copilul unor evrei nu vroia sa invete deloc carte. Dupa ce au incercat diverse lucruri, au decis sa-l inscrie la o scoala catolica. De aici incep minunile: in fiecare zi dupa scoala copilul se inchidea in camera, seara nu se culca pana nu repeta lectiile. Vine sezonul lucrarilor asa ca vine copilul acasa cu carnetul plin de note mari. Parintii uluiti de rezultatele extraordinare vor sa afle cum a reusit:
- Calugaritele te-au facut sa inveti?
- Dar atunci ce?
- Cand am intrat pentru prima data in scoala, am vazut chiar la intrare poza unui tip batut in cuie. Asa ca am stiut imediat ca astia de la scoala catolica nu glumesc!