Eram in Bucuresti la un semafor si m-am hotarat sa fac stanga asa ca am semnalizat. Un taximetrist de langa mine se uita ingrijorat si-mi facea semne disperat:
-Vezi ca iti clipeste un bec in coltul capotei!
So what is Volvo Trucks up to this time?
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Parodie Coreeana Subtitrata
O femeie discuta cu o prietena despre sotul ei:
– I-am spus ca nu mai stau cu el si ca bag divortul dupa care am iesit in gradina sa ma linistesc.
– Si el ce a spus? intreaba curioasa prietena
– Pai, dupa cateva minute am auzit o bubuitura…
– Vai, Dumnezeule! Doar nu s-a impuscat?
– Nu… a deschis o sampanie mizerabilul…
The Alabama preacher said to his congregation:
‘Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family.’
No one moved.
The preacher continued, ‘Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.’
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew.
Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke:
‘Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.’
The preacher fainted and the congregation roared!
United State Air Force has a high security, super secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51?”
One afternoon, a Cessna landed at this “secret” base. The aircraft was immediately impounded and the pilot was interrogated. The pilot’s story was that – he took off from Vegas, got lost & spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel.
The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot & held him overnight during the investigation. By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost & wasn’t a spy. They are fueled his airplane, threatened him that if he lands again he would spend the rest of his life in prison, and let him go.
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force personnel, the same Cessna landed there again.
Once again, the MP’s surrounded the plane… only this time there were two people in the plane.
The same pilot jumped out & said, “Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!”
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